In the 46th episode, the Vassals discuss the events of the 29th November to the 1st December 299. This comprises the chapter Arya 8, Jaime 5 and Dany 6 from A Storm of Swords.
Your podcast hosts are Bina007, Matt/Bl3Arm0r, Patrick/Ser Patrick The Tall, Sara/DrBlood and Wilson/The Wandering Prophet.
The podcast is dark and full of spoilers for all published works in George R R Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire but not for HBO’s Game of Thrones.
Music credit: Alpine Universe and The Specials.
Picture credit: The Podcast of Ice and Fire drawing project. Jaime 5 by Dickon Manwoody.
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Join the Vassals as the linear reread takes us to Tyrion 4 and Arya 7 from A Storm of Swords, and our first ever chapter from A Feast For Crows – The Prophet.
In this short episode, Bina007, SJLee/Steven, ClaudiustheFool/#Greg and Alias/Zach discuss how George R R Martin’s decision not to use a five year gap inbetween Storm and FeastDance has impacted the pacing and character arcs within A Song of Ice and Fire.
Join the Cockneymooters for the 44th edition of the Great ASOIAF Linear Reread. In this episode we cover the events of the 15th to 17th November 299, and the chapters Cat 5, Bran 2 Arya 5 and Arya 6 from A Storm of Swords.


You’re listening to The Vollop – Vassals of Kingsgrave’s homage to The Dollop, in which Bina007 reads a true story to her friends ClaudiusTheFool/Greg and Matt/Varley who have no idea what the topic is going to be about.
Join the Vassals for a spoiler-filled discussed of the final Hugh Jackman Wolverine movie.

In this Cockneycast edition of the Great Linear ASOIAF Re-read, the Vassals discuss the aftermath of Theon’s sack of Winterfell, Jon hearts Ygritte, and Dany makes a fateful decision to go to Slaver’s Bay. We finally get our first A Storm of Swords chapter (Dany 1), and continue with Jon 6, Theon 5 and Jon 7 from ACOK, corresponding to events from the 9th to 12th September 299.






VoK 319: Labyrinth [1986] (DVD Commentary)
Jump Magic! The vassals rewatch the 1986 iconic fantasy movie Labyrinth and share their love for codpieces, helmets and big furry love-able monsters called Ludo.
Hosts: Bina007, Drew (Wargasm), Patrick (Ser Patrick The Tall) and Zander (The Lord Baron).
Aftershow at 1hr 47m: Pops88 apologises to FTward for #mootcrashing the BSGcast.
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This podcast was instigated after the sad death of David Bowie earlier this year.
Everybody wants to be the Stones. Everyone wants to be cool like Keith Richards. But Bowie spoke for the misfits, outcasts, underdogs, nerds and bored-as-fuck suburban kids. He spoke for the sexually confused, the hopeless dreamers, the beautifully unique. Bowie told us it was ok to be different and no you weren’t alone and no you didn’t have to conform and that you too could be a hero.
Beautiful soul, rest in peace.
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