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VoK 102: LOTR ReRead (Part 8) – The Fourth Age of Middle-Earth


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Join the Fellowship of Vassals for the final episode of their epic eight part re-read of JRR Tolkien’s Lord of The Rings. In this episode, Bina007, Shellfish (Peter), Nadia, Middlecyclone (Amanda), Whiteraven (Brett) and EastTexasDirewolf (Shane) discuss chapters 5 to 9 of The Return of the King and the Appendices.

Topics of discussion include the logistics of Maiar reincarnation; the sex lives of elves; badass ninja hobbits; whether, if Galadriel had a beard, she would be more attractive to Gimli; the ineptitude of the White Council and the relative merits of a wiffle bat and a cricket bat in the event of a Zombie apocalypse.

The chapter discussion runs up to 1h 9m and the appendices to 2h.

This podcast contains spoilers for the works of Tolkien and George R R Martin.

Credits:
Edited by Bina007

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VoK 101: The Gentleman Bastard Sequence (by Scott Lynch)


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Michal(inkasrain) is joined by Leigh(LordManderblee), Stephanie(gsdg) and Vikram(fortytwo) to review and discuss first 3 books in Scott Lynch’s Gentlemen Bastard series. Its Ocean’s Eleven set in a fantasy world.

Beware of Spoilers, the following podcast will discuss all published books in the Gentlemen Bastard Series

Credits:
Edited by Vikram (fortytwo)
Outro Music is Broke for Free’s Night Owl

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VoK 100: The Dance of the Vassals


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After six weeks of bitter fighting, the lords of DragonCast, KrakenKast and WolfCast lay down their battered steel in honour of Vassals of Kingsgrave’s 100th episode.

Join VoK curators Bina (Bina007), Glen (Dagos_Rivers), Duncan (Valkyrist), Katie (Lady Griffin), and veteran hosts Michal (inkasrain) and Zach (Alias), as they review the seventh episode of Game of Thrones’ fourth season, entitled “Mockingbird.” And stick around for the Aftershow, where they’ll be performing a chapter reading of “Sansa VII” from A Storm of Swords.

Warning: Contains spoilers for all published books in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire

02:28 – “Mockingbird” (S04E07) Review
1:02:19 – Messages from House Manwoody
1:08:21 – Full Cast(le) Recording #3: A Castle in the Snow
1:46:23 – The VoK Shareholder’s Luncheon [contains #SPOILERS# for Godzilla (2014), Richard II, War Horse, Legend of Korra, and Tetris]
2:51:43 – ???

We’d like to offer a huge thanks to lead curator Vikram (fortytwo), who couldn’t make the episode, as well all of the other regular hosts, contributors and our growing listenership. And lots of love to Amin and the APOIAF crew, for all of their support. Long live HOUSE MANWOODY!

Credits:
Edited by Valkyrist

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VoK 99: WolfCast – “The Laws of Gods and Men” (S04E06 Review)


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Welcome to this week’s Wolfcast in which Bina007 is back beyond the wall and all the wolfpups rejoice. Providing a very in depth and detail oriented review is Bina(Bina007), Alix(Aiwendil), Peter(Shellfish), Imogen.OB, Patrick the Tall and Nadia as our lead host.

The aftershow begins at 1h23m and covers the implications of Targaryans being dual lingual immigrants; The shape and metal of Braavosi coins; The possible locations for the future filming of Braavos; The pros and cons of Victarion; The subtle nuances of Danish And Made In Chelsea.

Warning: Contains spoilers for all published books in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire.

Credits:
Edited by Ser Patrick the Tall, greatfully using images GoT and sounds from the glorious Monty Python and the soundtrack for Lord of the Rings.

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VoK 98: DragonCast – “The Laws of Gods and Men” (S04E06 Review)


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This week the the Dragonlings use stealth and treachery rivaled only by the Greyjoys, to sneak a podcast past the Wolfcast. The crew review HBO’s Game of Throne Season 4 Episode 6 “The Laws of Gods and Men”, Directed by Alik Sakharov , written by Cogman.

Beware of Spoilers, the following podcast will discuss all published books in A Song of Ice and Fire Series

Credits:
Edited by Vikram (fortytwo)
Hosts: Fortytwo, clauidusthefool, Pod’s Plight, Mockingbird and EasttexasDirewolf
Image by James Bousema
Outro Music is Broke for Free’s Night Owl

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Who Poisoned the Locusts? @ The Meereenese Blot

VoK 97: KrakenKast – “The Laws of Gods and Men” (S04E06 Review)


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THE KRAKEN RAGES AHEAD! Aussie & Asia-Pacific vassals Duncan (Valkyrist), Bing (Shoeshiner), Joseph (Ciao_Gamer), and Tanja (Scilens) review the sixth episode of Game of Thrones’ fourth season, entitled “The Laws of Gods and Men.”

Warning: Contains spoilers for all published books in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire

Credits:
Edited by Valkyrist

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KrakenKastKrakenKast typically records on Tuesday at 7:00pm (AEST) / 10:00am (GMT).

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VoK 96: DragonCast – “First of His Name” (S04E05 Review)


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This week the Vassals witness Tommen’s coronation, wonder if Westeros looks like a baby elephant and argue if an arrow can pierce thru chainmail . HBO’s Game of Throne Season 4 Episode 5 “First of His Name”, Directed by Michelle MacLaren , written by Benioff and Weiss.

Beware of Spoilers, the following podcast will discuss all publish books in A Song of Ice and Fire Series

Credits:
Edited by Vikram (fortytwo)
Hosts: Fortytwo, clauidusthefool, Pod’s Plight, inkasrain, Mockingbird
Intro Background score is The Last Post by Royal Australian Air Force
Outro Music is Mark Neil’s 11_strANGE_Ls

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VoK 95: WolfCast – “First of His Name” (S04E05 Review)


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Welcome to this week’s Wolfcast in which Bina007 is lost beyond the wall and all the wolfpups will have to fend for themselves. Helping you to fight away the hours of boredom is Alix(Aiwendil), Peter(Shellfish), Imogen.OB, Patrick the Tall and Nadia as our lead host. It is generally an episode of nitpicks, giggles and crackpot theories, but even so we managed to go on for 90 minutes with an 30 minute aftershow.

The aftershow begins at 1h31m and covers the implications for there only being three more Bran chapters for the show; The physiology of the children of the forest; The mystery of who is spying on our shownotes; If it is possible to conquer Westeros with 10.000 men; Eurovision And Made In Chelsea.

Warning: Contains spoilers for all published books in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire

Credits:
Edited by Ser Patrick the Tall, greatfully using images and sounds from the glorious Monty Python and Roy Dotrice’s narration of aSoS.

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VoK 94: KrakenKast – “First of His Name” (S04E05 Review)


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THE KRAKEN STRIKES BACK! Aussie & Asia-Pacific vassals Duncan (Valkyrist), Jessica (jesicka309), Bing (Shoeshiner), Tony (The Reader), Joseph (Ciao_Gamer), and Tanja (Scilens) review the fifth episode of Game of Thrones’ fourth season, entitled “First of His Name.”

Warning: Contains spoilers for all published books in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire

Credits:
Edited by Valkyrist

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KrakenKastKrakenKast typically records on Tuesday at 7:00pm (AEST) / 10:00am (GMT).

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VOK 93: Dragon Age series (BioWare)


The Champions of Kingsgrave band together in a podcast of Archdemon proportions to discuss Bioware’s ‘Dragon Age’ videogame franchise. Join Warden-Commanders Katie (Lady Griffin), Peter (Shellfish), Zach (Alias), Surya (MadScientist22), and Vaarsuvius as they master their taint and debate the finer points of Mages vs Templars, magical bosoms, and why Duncan really is The Worst Ever. In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, Manwoody.

WARNING: THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE UPCOMING ‘DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION.’ Spoilers include confirmed companions, plots, and game mechanics. Note: spoilers are relevant to March 2014 and may no longer be accurate.

(minor spoilers for Bioware’s ‘Mass Effect’ series.)

2:00 – Introductions and Icebreakers
15:00 – Story Discussion Part I: The Grey Wardens, Mages vs. Templars, Approval/Disapproval vs Friendship/Rivalry, ‘All That Remains.’
– Intermission –
45:00 – Story Discussion Part 2: Favorite Characters and Quests, the impact of ‘Assassin’s Creed’ and ‘Skyrim’ on ‘Inquisition,’ Flemeth, the Tevinter Imperium, the Qunari, and the Great Bioware Romance Debate of 2014.
– Intermission –
1:26:00 – Combat and Mechanics
1:37:00 – ‘Dragon Age: Inquisition’ and ‘Dragon Age Keep’
1:44:00 – Novelizations and Comics
1:47:00 – Aftershow – Snakes and Scorpions

Credits:
Edited by Katie
Intro – ‘Faith Lies In Ashes’ – ‘Dragon Age: Inquisition’ Trailer Music by Jay Vincent
43:00 –  ‘Tavern Music’ by Inon Zur
1: 25:00 –  ‘Challenge An Archdemon’ by Inon Zur Outro:
1:46:46 – ‘Age of the Dragon’ by Miracle Of Sound
Outro – ‘I Am The One’ (Dj Killa-Jewel Remix) by Inon Zur
All ‘Dragon Age’ clips belong to Bioware and Electronic Arts, Inc. All fanworks belong to their respective owners.

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VoK 92: DragonCast – “Oathkeeper” (S04E04 Review)


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This week the Vassals attend a sacred White Walker initiation ritual, bid farewell to Brienne and Olenna Tyrell, then receive common tongue tutoring from Missandi. HBO’s Game of Throne Season 4 Episode 4 “OathKeeper” directed by Michelle MacLaren and written by Bryan Cogman.

Warning: Contains spoilers for all published books in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series and the Dunk and Egg novellas, as well  as all aired episodes of HBO’s Game of Thrones. It does not cover published spoiler chapters for The Winds of Winter.

Credits:
Edited by Vikram (fortytwo)
Hosts: Alias, clauidusthefool, easttexasdirewolf , Pod’s Plight, inkasrain, silvaubrey and Fortytwo.
Intro Background score is Topher Mohr and Alex Elena ‘s Festival
Outro Music is Mark Neil’s 11_strANGE_Ls

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VoK 91: WolfCast – “Oathkeeper” aka It’s Different (S04E04 Review)


Tom Meier's Darkworld miniature of Brienne of Tarth.

Tom Meier’s Darkworld miniature of Brienne of Tarth.

Welcome to this week’s Wolfcast in which Bina007 gets sentimental over Jaime-Brienne; Alix (Aiwendil) flips tables about the Jon-Bran reveal; Nadia wonders what happened to Brienne’s helm; Bing (Shoeshiner) enjoys people learning to read; Peter (Shellfish) gets angry with Jon for leaving Longclaw lying around; and Patrick mutters ‘it’s different’ as his heart is broken.

The aftershow begins at 1h17m and covers the implications for the culture of white walkers of the final scene; whether show King’s Landing is more like Rome or Byzantium; and, er, Made In Chelsea.

Warning: Contains spoilers for all published books in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire

Credits:
Edited by Bina007 lovingly using images and sounds from the glorious Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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[Googledoc] Evidence of the Stark-Other intermingling

VoK 90: DragonCast – “Breaker of Chains” (S04E03 Review)


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This week the Vassals attend Professor Tywin’s Kinging 101. They are joined by a sassy septon, a thieving hound and a frequently urinating Daario (he should see a doctor). HBO’s Game of Throne Season 4 Episode 3 “Breaker of Chains” Directed by Alex Graves and written by Benioff and Weiss.

Warning: Contains spoilers for all published books in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series and the Dunk and Egg novellas, as well  as all aired episodes of HBO’s Game of Thrones. It does not cover published spoiler chapters for The Winds of Winter.

Credits:
Edited by Vikram (fortytwo)
Hosts: Alias, clauidusthefool, MockingBird, easttexasdirewolf , Pod’s Plight, inkasrain and Fortytwo.
Intro Background score is Topher Mohr and Alex Elena ‘s Mother’s Son
Outro Music is Mark Neil’s 11_strANGE_Ls

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VoK 89: WolfCast – “Breaker of Chains” aka Flipper of Tables (S04E03 Review)


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Welcome to this week’s remarkably calm and silly Wolfcast review of The Breaker of Chains, in which Shellfish (Peter) decries the lack of krakens in Denmark; the Podcast Bard (Jed) advocates the use of Molestown condoms; Patrick The Tall baptises Middlefinger “Petyrphile”;  Nadia flips all kinds of tables; Imogen.OB suspects the Nordic contingent’s knowledge of Molestown brothels; Regula Roone (Seif) wonders if we will see Satin and Bina007 wonders what FTWard’s problem is with potatoes.

If you just want to get to the discussion of the notorious Jaime-Cersei crypt scene, it starts at 1h17m.  The unusually long and gag-free aftershow begins at 1h41m. It is surprisingly earnest and covers everything from Westerosi religion to the importance of direwolves to the Stark children to the nature of Bloodraven and more besides.

Warning: Contains spoilers for all published books in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire

Credits:
Edited by Bina007 lovingly using images and sounds from the glorious Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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[Other-In-Law Map] As referenced in the aftershow

VoK 88: KrakenKast – “Breaker of Chains” (S04E03 Review)


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THE KRAKEN SURGES ON! Aussie & Asia-Pacific vassals Duncan (Valkyrist), Jessica (jesicka309) and Bing (Shoeshiner) review the third episode of Game of Thrones’ fourth season, entitled “Breaker of Chains.”

Warning: Contains spoilers for all published books in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire

Credits:
Edited by Valkyrist

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KrakenKastKrakenKast records every Tuesday at 7:00pm (AEST) / 10:00am (GMT).

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VoK 87: DragonCast – “The Lion and the Rose” (S04E02 Review)


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This week the Vassals are invited to King Joffery and Queen Margery’s Wedding feast, long may they reign. Ungrateful guests they are,they critique the table decorations, the food and the entertainment. HBO’s Game of Throne Season 4 Episode 2 “The Lion and the Rose” Directed by Alex Graves and written by GRRM.

Warning: Contains spoilers for all published books in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series and the Dunk and Egg novellas, as well  as all aired episodes of HBO’s Game of Thrones. It does not cover published spoiler chapters for The Winds of Winter.

Credits:
Edited by Vikram (fortytwo)
Hosts: Alias, Asha Greatjoy, clauidusthefool, MockingBird, easttexasdirewolf , BarrelRoll42 and Fortytwo.
Joffery Tribute Background score is Silent Partner’s Every Step
Outro Music is Mark Neil’s 11_strANGE_Ls

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Sansa’s Missing Jewel

VoK 86: WolfCast – “The Lion and the Rose” (S04E02 Review)


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Welcome to the WolfCast review of Game of Thrones s4e2 aka The Lion and The Rose aka The Purple Wedding. In this episode grievous harm is done to inanimate objects; Shellfish gives us his Vogue Westeros report on Bridal Fashions; Nadia flips all sorts of Pakistani tables when Jaime doesn’t don a gauntlet; Imogen.OB  asks whether the show has done a disservice to its female characters; Aiwendil asks whether there has ever been a good father in Westeros; and Bina007 gives everybody abandonment issues.

Warning: Contains spoilers for all published books in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series and the Dunk and Egg novellas, as well  as all aired episodes of HBO’s Game of Thrones. It does not cover published spoiler chapters for The Winds of Winter.

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[Feminism Article] Link to the article referenced in the podcast.

VoK 85: KrakenKast – “The Lion and the Rose” (S04E02 Review)


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THE KRAKEN RISES …a week late, and a tentacle short, but still. Aussie & Asia-Pacific vassals Duncan (Valkyrist), Jessica (jesicka309), Tony (The Reader), and Bing (Shoeshiner) review the second episode of Game of Thrones’ fourth season, entitled “The Lion and the Rose.”

Warning: Contains spoilers for all published books in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire

Disclaimer: Please note that VOK does not condone the illegal downloading of television shows. The discussion of piracy in this episode was meant to be light-hearted rant regarding the lack of available options for Australian and Asian viewers. Thanks 🙂

Credits:
Edited by Valkyrist

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KrakenKastKrakenKast records every Tuesday at 7:00pm (AEST) / 10:00am (GMT).

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VoK 84: DragonCast – “Two Swords” (S04E01 Review)


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In this Inaugural DragonCast edition the crew review HBO’s Game of Throne Season 4 Episode 1 “Two Swords” Directed by DB Weiss, written by Benioff and Weiss. Vikram (Fortytwo) is joined by Zach(Alias), Michal(inkasrain), Shane(EastTexasDirewolf), Paul(Pod’s Plight), Michael(LordPrims) and Greg(claudiusthefool).

Credits:
Edited by Vikram (Fortytwo)
Manwoody Tribute Background Music is John Deley’s Busted
Outro Music is Mark Neil’s 11_strANGE_Ls

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VoK 83: Ender’s Game (by Orson Scott Card)


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The Vassals don their flash suits and enter the Battle Room to discuss Ender’s Game, the first novel in Orson Scott Card’s popular science fiction series. Michael (Lord Prism), Greg (Claudius the Fool), and Zach (Alias) delve into why they enjoy this story so much and the various philosophical questions that it evokes. Topics include whether or not the story can be described as a “children’s book”, the futuristic world of Ender’s Game, bullying, the true meaning of the book’s title, and much more.

Credits:
Edited by Zach (Alias)
Music from the film Ender’s Game, composed by Steve Jablonsky

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Ender’s Game @ amazon
Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson @ amazon
Post on the “Philotic Theorum”
Podcast Shownotes @ Google Docs
Essay on Ender’s Game, analyzed with Queer Theory